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Snarky Tea

Get Your A** In Bed



Stop stalking your ex on social media and get your beauty rest with this chamomile, lemongrass, lavender herbal tea.

WHAT'S INSIDE:  15 whole leaf tea sachets filled with Chamomile Flower, Lemongrass, Lavender (Gluten Free)

WHY IT WORKS:  The Chamomile Flower helps to sedate and relax muscles (it's also good for the menstrual cramps - (BONUS).

WHY YOU NEED TO GET YOUR A** IN BED:  It's 11:45 p.m. and you've found yourself in a social media rabbit hole.  You're 46 weeks into a stranger's past looking for any sign of your ex-boyfriend.  You know you're in dangerous territory.  One accidental "like," one double-tapped photo and you're done.  But you can't give up yet.  You need at least one picture of him looking miserable before you can conclude your investigation.  That's where Get Your A** In Bed comes in.  We can help you relax and unplug.  Besides, you're way too good for him.  Now get some rest, gorgeous.

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