• Wake The F**k Up

Snarky Tea

Wake The F**k Up



This powerful blend contains Yerba Mate - a natural stimulant with 24 vitamins and minerals, 15 amino acids and antioxidants.  Invigorate, focus and kick some a**!

WHAT'S IN IT:  15 whole leaf tea sachets filled with Yerba Mate, Black Tea, Ginger Root, Cardamom, Cinnamon, Licorice Root, Black Pepper, Gotu Kola, Cloves (Gluten Free)

WHY IT WORKS:  This is the DREAM TEAM of ingredients.  Yerba Mate is a natural stimulant and nutritional powerhouse that's loaded with vitamins, nutrients and antioxidants.  It provides a smooth increase in energy while boosting mental functions.  Gotu Kola is used to fight against fatigue and improve memory and intelligence.

WHY YOU NEED TO WAKE THE F**K UP:  Good morning, you stunning creature!  Mornings are difficult for most, but not for you.  You love hitting the treadmill at 5 a.m. and petting tiny fawns in dew covered meadows at the first sign of daybreak.  SYKE!  Mornings suck.  But we've got you covered.  With a giant cup of Wake the F**k Up and the will to live, you'll feel almost human in no time.  By the way, this blend goes awesome with chocolate liqueur.  Just saying.

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